"I would want to be able to eat one meal a day and keep all my muscle. I wouldn't have to eat eight meals a day. I'd be able to eat my favorite breakfast--eggs, oats and blueberries--and still weigh 300 pounds. Then do a contest without having to go through 18 weeks of dieting.
"I'd also like to read women's minds, so I'd know what they were thinking about me even before I say 'hi' to them. 'You fancy me already, so let's cut the chitchat--give me your phone number!'
"And I'd like to hypnotize contest judges, so they don't notice anyone else onstage apart from me. They'd see exactly what they want in me--everyone else could go home."
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